Writing — deby xiadani

Why Resolutions Are Out of Style (and Why I Still Do Them)

Our mistake-making, break-needing, nap-taking selves are beautiful! This pandemic-inspired epiphany is a seismic shift away from capitalist efficiency and towards humanist tranquility.

Opiniondeby xiadaniJanuary 17, 2022habits, health, wellness, routine, resolutions, new year, ritual, pandemic, covid-19, goalsComment

"The Cycle of Fitness" Includes Setbacks

A setback from fitness is just as a part of the cycle of fitness as winter is to the cycle of the seasons.

Fitness, Buff Hussydeby xiadaniDecember 12, 2021habits, fitness, cycles, exercise, routine, setbacks, obstacles, help, motivation

Strong Women Arms Shrink My Pen*s

Published in Little Old Lady Comedy

The hottest thing about women besides huge breasts on-top of countable ribs and toddler-sized wrists are skinny arms.

Satire, Explicitdeby xiadaniFebruary 20, 2020women, satire, explicit, arms, body image, outdated, fitness, threatened

Woman Drank Coffee, Worked Too Well

A Brooklyn twenty-something year-old drank an iced coffee at 9:52am and became notably “alert” and “observant.”

Satiredeby xiadaniDecember 31, 2019satire, comedy, coffee

Deby's Brain Implant

The brain implant into Deby’s head was successful.

Satiredeby xiadaniDecember 30, 2019satire, autobiography