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Strong Women Arms Shrink My Pen*s

Strong Women Arms Shrink My Pen*s

Published in Little Old Lady Comedy

The hottest thing about women besides huge breasts on-top of countable ribs and toddler-sized wrists are skinny arms.

Satire, Explicitdeby xiadaniFebruary 20, 2020women, satire, explicit, arms, body image, outdated, fitness, threatened

Woman Drank Coffee, Worked Too Well

Woman Drank Coffee, Worked Too Well

A Brooklyn twenty-something year-old drank an iced coffee at 9:52am and became notably “alert” and “observant.”

Satiredeby xiadaniDecember 31, 2019satire, comedy, coffee

Deby's Brain Implant

Deby's Brain Implant

The brain implant into Deby’s head was successful.

Satiredeby xiadaniDecember 30, 2019satire, autobiography